Maryland

OK first of all just because MD is diverse doesnt mean that everyone is trying to be ghetto like everyone one is saying infact most people who live in maryland are refined to there counties specific ways for example PG county is the ghetto of maryland and us from montgomery county are ashamed to be so close in proximity to them,each county is divided unless its PG or the other un-popular counties in maryland like the loser from hardford county....seriously no one cares about hardford county so they are allowed to have no shirt on when they are at a resturante and love corn (weird), Maryland is one of the best states to live in if you are in the right county for example montgomery county which is now number 1 in the ratings is very diverse and can also be a little racist and the people will get scared if they see a DC tag "rolling" up where bethesda and potomac are ( these are infact THE richest cities in the country..not greenwhich like everyone thinks but we love greenwhich) and where ppl from gaithersburg and germantown look up to them certain places are excepted by p-town ppl like wood-clife which is full of big homes and "The kentlands" where some of the areas news anchors live, montgomery county depending on where you are who your friends are and how you were rasied can actually be the spitting image of greenwhich a preppy county though instead of a preppy city for instance all that stuff about G-town not true infact those ppl are probally from criminal hood a place that should not be paid attention to because in maryland after P-town and betheda and chevey chase germantown is one of the most sought after places to live ....Maryland is not ghetto most of the ppl that live here are upper middle class or just plain middle class and of cousre where p-town, bethesda, chevy- chase and some parts of germantown are the upper class, but like i said before it can be really divided for example a school might be half rich and half poor dividing them like half the parking lot is full of mercedes and bmw's ( not only kids from p-town are rich) and one of old cadilcs and iron rusty cars and not all of it is just black and white for example i have a freind who is black and she is uber preppy lives in wood-clife and has a bmw knows almost everyone in p-town and drives down to georgetown to go shopping like most preps which is like all of montogery counties population like to do ....maryland is truly a wonderful place were you have to set your self up for a fantastic future and dc is a "mad" place to go shopping and even though there is a slight fued between real preps and fake preps in almost every coutny where there is an A&F and a J.Crew well it shows maryland is turly a splended place to live just with extremes the extreme wealthy that go to new york almost every weekend and know ppl in greenwhich and are just toalty rich and most likely preppy the middle class rockers who make fun of the fake preps thinking there real preps and the middle class ghetto kids who cant stand that black girl that acts white and the poor who walk the streets .maryland is truly a place where you can find yourself.

girl from greenwhich: so where are you from?
girl from maryland: im from maryland..
girl from greenwhich:(looks disgusted) really.....
girl from maryland: yeah im from hardford county
girl from greenwhich: ew....(walks away bumps into antoher girl)
girl from greenwhich:HI
girl from maryland#2:hi
girl from greenwhich: so where are you from?
girl from maryland#2: um .. maryland
girl from greenwhich:(looks disgusted) really.....
girl from maryland#2: yeah im from potomac omg r u going to wishlist i wanna go o and i need to stop at ralph lauren i orderd a limited edition purple polo andi need to pick it up.
girl from greenwhich:(looks relived) yeah sure im Liv Aderson u???

by madison Vicos April 29, 2006

Maryland

Originating from the state of Ohio in the year 2009, Maryland is a term for smoking weed. Comes from the term Mary Jane, another term for marijuana. The term probably wouldn't be as good to use if one is actually in the state, Maryland.

Example 1:
I am so stressed out right now, I could really use a trip to Maryland!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Going to Maryland.

by _Ty_Ty April 16, 2010

Maryland Point

(n) the point at which the quality of a design is sufficiently bad, that it becomes good.

I think the Maryland flag is so bad it has reached the Maryland Point

by Reddit made me July 4, 2015

maryland effect

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

Maryland Democrat

Someone who calls everyone racist, sexist, homophobic bigot and won't listen to what others have to say. They also commonly support killing innocent babies but oppose killing serial killers, murderers, and rapists. Not only are Maryland democrats generous with their money, but they are also generous with other peoples' money.

Democrat: "You voted for Trump? You're so racist and homophobic, and you're against a female being in office so you're a sexist pig!" *Votes for Chris Van Hollen over Kathy Szeliga*
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."

by invinciblemario99 August 1, 2017

Wokville, Maryland

A slang term for Rockville, Maryland, a suburb of Washington, DC. It gets this name because of the large number of Chinese immigrants (mainly from Taiwan) in the area. Home to many chinese restaurants and asian supermarkets where many "ricer" cars can be found in the parking lots.

"Damn, Shlomo, it's Christmas and all the restaurants around here are closed; I guess us Jews are gonna have to head to Wokville, Maryland and get some Chinese food."

by poontang June 29, 2006

University of Maryland

The best combination of world-class academics, diversity, partying, location (Washington's just a metro ride away), athletic teams and facilities, and school spirit in the country, all for a fraction of the price of Miami, Penn State, or Virginia Tech. There's literally something for everyone.

Miami's got good athletics but is expensive and has a stuck-up student body. Virginia Tech's got good academics but Blacksburg's a shitty little town. University of Maryland has it all.

by Daniel J. Ocean November 14, 2010