Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.
by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019
Get the Markusmug. by Lexamatick March 17, 2022
Get the Bad Markusmug. If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
by Nymareg December 6, 2018
Get the Sebastian Markusmug. Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021
Get the doing the Markusmug. by Doggie poop June 19, 2022
Get the Markusmug. by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004
Get the markus sigfridsonmug. The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.
Markus Parily
by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019
Get the Markus Parilymug.