Markus

Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.

Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*

by olive green August 11, 2019

Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019

Markus

Markus is sexiest guy in the universe, who cares about everybody and wants to be everyones friend. He has a massive D and is ripped as hell. Girls wuldn't want to miss out on this guy.

OMG have you seen Markus today he looks so sexy in that Nike tech Fleece?

by Anonymus600 February 10, 2020

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.

I saw Markus Vogel yesterday !

by Fjante November 19, 2018