Mandalf

Gandalf's made up brother. Gandalf pretends to be Mandalf in a spoof clip of when Frodo wakes up in Rivendale after destroying the ring. They all find it highly amusing...except the boring cunt Sam who "doesn't care a lick".

"Is that you Gandalf?"

"No, I'm his brother Mandalf....Just kidding!!"

by Matt The Pig December 6, 2006

mandalorian

Adj. Belonging to an ancient warrior race in the Star Wars universe. Extinct for eons. Boba Fett, the famous bounty hunter, wears a suit of Mandalorian Armor.

If you fight a Mandalorian, you'd wind up dead.

by Caravon Thamin December 30, 2003

manda

what lilttle kids call you when they can't pronounce amanda.

My neice says "Manda pick me up."

by amanda January 2, 2005

Mandalarity

A level of popularity that far exceeds human comprehension for females named Amanda

Due to her mandalarity, people will not stop texting her.

by Zeros Mayhem January 31, 2009

Mandatoria

(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.

Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.

by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009

Mask mandate

Forcing people to not breath.

Everyone who created mask mandates should be used for target practice.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

mandango

A huge black dick!

My mandango can't stay in my pants.

by Jamal April 17, 2004