mullet fantasia

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.

Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.

by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.

My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.

by EvoFire March 20, 2008

Vagina Mullet

Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".

"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"

by Chelsarrr May 16, 2012

bust a mullet

the accidental assumption of trashy behaviour after prolonged exposure to rednecks.

If I had to spend one more minute in that pick-up truck I was gonna bust a mullet right out the back of my skull.

by corey pounder March 3, 2009

Get a mullet up ya

Get a mullet up ya

An old saying (in Australia) used by the common man, generally around the pub whilst heavily intoxicated. It can be either used as an insult or term of endearment depending on the situation.

Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and im gonna smack you down fuckstain.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playin pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly flukey shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a fkn mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)

Definintion by REDDORDOP

Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and I'm gonna smack you down.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playing pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly lucky shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)

by REDDORDOP April 19, 2017

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Genital Mullet

Shaved shaft with hair hanging off the balls.

Her chin was tickled by my genital mullet.

by D. Good October 4, 2010