by unkonwn1011 November 1, 2022
Get the Malia mug.Pronounced MAH-LEE-YAH malia is a girl who acts very shy and lets you know about any issues or problems she is facing constantly usually can't go without a boyfriend for 5 months and even when she says she is taking a break from dating she will have a new one in about 2 months. Malias are usually not a very trustworthy type of people but if you find that is honest you have found a very rare specimen.
(person 1) guess what
(person 2) what
(person 1) Malia has a new boyfriend
(person 2) you're joking
(person 1) nup
(person 2) jesus me what a slut
(person 2) what
(person 1) Malia has a new boyfriend
(person 2) you're joking
(person 1) nup
(person 2) jesus me what a slut
by Lover of Males January 15, 2022
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by 1969Allen1969 May 22, 2022
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person 1: hey who's that
person 2: oh that's Malia shes in my french and math class
person 3: oh shes in my science class and she always raises her hand
person 4: I'm in her P.E class and shes amazing at football and never puts up a fight
person 2: oh that's Malia shes in my french and math class
person 3: oh shes in my science class and she always raises her hand
person 4: I'm in her P.E class and shes amazing at football and never puts up a fight
by Ali_13 November 8, 2021
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by Coochi man March 12, 2022
Get the Malia hauoli-Johnson mug.Malia is the type of girl who will drop anything to support you. She will always pick you up when you have fallen, she will carry you and support you until you can go on your own. Malia’s have long wavy brown hair with a good face shape that fits her, she is sporty and has good grades. She always try’s her best and when she can’t she try’s harder. Malia will always make her friends come before her and she has the kindest heart. Most of them play soccer or soft ball and have brown eyes with freckles on their noses even if they’re super faint. Malia loves to go out with her friends and have lots of fun even if she’s at a little party with not a lot of people she will find a way to have a blast. If your friends with a Malia don’t break her heart and keep her forever- Avery
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