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kos-mashang

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "mashang" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-mashang" /k(something between schwa and c:)s mashang/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-mashang" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek".
"Kos-mashango nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

A:"In dadashet chera injoori bood? Hamash dasht darmourede sookht sohbat mikard."
B: "Velesh kon, baba. Kos-mashange."
English: A:"Why was your brother like that? All the time he was talking about fuel." B:"Don't worry about it, he is a geek."

"Be oon dadashe kos-mashangetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."
by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010
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malanoob

malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.

1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.

2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.
You sir, are a malanoob.

omg wtf stfu u r a malanoob *crai*

Please, you are a malanoob, leave now.
by One`` August 23, 2003
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machan

means friend or buddy
comes from Sinhalese Slang, official language of Sri Lanka
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Malana

Malana is a sexy, outgoing person who plays around a lot. She can be annoying at times, but she is a sweet and fun person to be around. Once she cares about you she’ll never let you go. She also had nice titties.
Bob: Yo that girl won’t stfu she’s hot tho.
Mike: Ha must me a Malana.
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Mahlani

name meaning quirky, funny, magnetic personality. Very attractive and destined for greatness. Can get moody, but its best to stay on her good side, she is extremely violent. She may have a lot of swag and is very confident in who she is. Do not get confused with Melanie.
"She got a lot of mahlani"
by Michael Jarrel Jones February 5, 2012
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malanee

The most amazing girl ever shes nice shes beautiful funny loving and just greater then the rest. She is so unique and beautiful her heart is so pure and her soul is so wonderful with a smile that can rule the world.She can make anyones day a million times better. Her friendship is one youll want forever.
Get yourself a Malanee she's perfect.
by Zer0.R May 5, 2018
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Machan

(Machan or Machii) Originally comes from the Tamil formal use of the word to address a groom marrying into the family by primarily the bride's brothers/sisters but is also used by the bride herself. Informally used for addressing a close friend as either machii (மச்சி) or machan (மச்சன்) it insinuates that your friend is so close to you as to the fact that he is family. It is akin to the use of "mate" in english informally.
Adressing a friend-
English: How is it going machan? or How are you machii?
Tamil: epdi machan poguthu? or Epdi Machii iruka?
by Rubeeno80 July 19, 2021
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