pernus malfunction

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 07, 2010

Malfunction

A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.

My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.

by the person next to you ;) December 12, 2021

Malfunction

When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.

Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.

She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.

Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.

If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids March 24, 2021