Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020

Malfunction

When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.

Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.

She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.

Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.

If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids March 24, 2021

pernus malfunction

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Malfunction

A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.

My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.

by the person next to you ;) December 11, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021