Maryland Corndog

Usually done by Marylanders, a sexual act in which a female performing oral sex a male covers his penis in a variety of liquid and smothers it using her hands. This liquid can be cum, spit, or even, shit or vomit.

If the partaker wishes to, he or she may also use Maryland-born seasonings, such as Old Bay or McCormick pepper

Chris: Hey Frank, how’ve Sydney and Tim been getting along?
Frank: *Sighs* You wouldn’t believe it, but she’s been giving him the good ol’ Maryland Corndogs whenever she comes over…
Chris: The fuck is that supposed to be?
Frank: It’s.. an eastern shore thing…

by ElainaPastitsio July 28, 2023

Up in Maryland

This phrase is typically used as a codeword for "indisposed" by guys from the Northern Virginia (NOVA) area when they are stuck in close-quarters scenarios with girls in Maryland (usually tourists) and need to convey to their bros that they can't rid of or away from the females as easily as they thought, so other plans may be cancelled.

Scene: A guy from NOVA meets up with a couple of girls visiting the DC area who happen to be staying in Maryland. The planned meet runs long and the guy ends up escorting the girls around for hours due to multiple flight delays. While they are in the NOVA guy's truck, driving aimlessly, the phone rings.
NOVA Guy 1: Hello.
NOVA Guy 2: Yo man, what's going on? You still up for this party or what?
NOVA Guy 1: Nah bro, I'm still up in Maryland.
NOVA Guy 2: Ah, shit. My bad...
Later in the day:
NOVA Guy 2: So what happened with those girls up in Maryland?
NOVA Guy 1: Man, I couldn't get those bitches outta my truck.

by Cunning-Linguist July 19, 2013

Preston, Maryland

Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.

1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.

2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.

1. Oh trust me. I do.

2. Thanks.

1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?

2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.

by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012

maryland hot dog

The act of pouring hot sauce on a female's vagina with crabs then proceed to eat her out with the possibility of sex afterwards

I gave my girl a Maryland hot dog but one of the crabs got stuck between my teeth

by Master swami February 5, 2014

maryland

bast damn state there is we got it all from girls to fun

marland is the spot to be if u lookin for a honey

by ----- December 3, 2003

Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

maryland

I'm from Maryland. I'm not from the South . . . or the North; It's the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's pizza not pie. It's the beach not the shore and I drink 'Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in place of "where are you going?" And, for the record, I'm not a hick. It's DC not Washington. I know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, And how to pump my own gas. I know what and where the Naval Academy is. I love crabs, corn, and snowballs There's no place like MD!!

maryland is better then any other state...

by tyler June 13, 2005