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Mayo Slap Day

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Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
by 1 Deleted Account January 6, 2023
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Mayo Clinic

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The guys who Run Rochester, if you want to open a buisness here you got to make sure Mayo dosn't want to bulldoze the space for a new medical center. But it put this city on the map.
Damn Mayo clinic I just set up shop here one week ago and now there bulldozing it!
by Peter Irving October 9, 2008
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Mayo Deftinwolf

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A character from Claudio Sanchez's story told through the songs by Coheed and Cambria.
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.

Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")

Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo Deftinwolf is a bad, bad man.
by Katy H December 24, 2008
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Mayo dart

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Used by kitchen staff in restaraunts as a form of revenge against irritating coworkers (and patrons, if you're daring), a mayo dart is a toothpick dipped in mayonnaise (or similar substance), and lobbed at the offending person while he is facing away, sticking to the back of his shirt without his knowing it's there.
If the servers give you too much attitude, throw some mayo darts at them
by LouWeed May 13, 2005
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mayo monkey

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white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again
by iluvsatan March 22, 2021
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Mayo Friday

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Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.

One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.

Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday

While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.

Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.

Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
"It's Ketchup Thursday. Damn."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."

"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"

"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"

"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
by Jugstream April 15, 2021
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when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"
by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012
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