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lusinger

An extremely small penis that most women laugh at.
Chris: Guys I just got this really hot girlfriend...

Friend: Come on Chris we all know you got that Lusinger dick
by TrumpSupporter2015 October 8, 2016
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Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.
"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."
by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020
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lexing

to give some a lexing is to spin a series of lies to them, many of which should be about yourself, in order to make them like/respect you, and particluarly to sleep with you.
Cornelius gave Mary-Sue a lexing, and as a result succesfully laid her ass.
by Ryan M Miller July 8, 2005
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Lexington, Kentucky

Shithole of a city that was once known for beautiful horse farms and still tries to perpetuate that myth. Most of these have now become strip malls and large box stores. Second largest city in a tobacco state has a prohibitive smoking ban which includes bars. Asshole city council full of illiterate liberal democrats which has also made it damn near impossible to even start a private club. USED to have a decent basketball team, but now even that sucks ass. If you're hard up enough to want to move to KY, try Louisville instead.
Yo dude ... can't even smoke in a bar in Lexington, Kentucky. Good place for ugly ass strip malls and crappy new subdivisions full of shitty houses with no yards.
by MDog221 July 17, 2006
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Lexington Steele

Verb. A black man ("niggra" below Maryland) raping anything that moves...
"HRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!"
"Oh shit, he Lexington Steeled her!!"
by neil March 4, 2005
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Lexington, KY

Home of an ancient race of superbeings that, judging from the skeletons found in the area's ancient and mysterious Indian Mounds, were 7 to 8 feet tall. This race has connections to the Mayans and some believe were off-planet/human hybrids.

Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.

The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
Buried ancient civilation underneath Lexington, KY
by Enkara Rah February 11, 2009
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Lexington pleasure

When you're having sexual intercourse in a McDonald's parking lot and you smack your partner with a Big Mac while calling them "Lexington"
Me & Bae were at McDonald's and i gave him a Lexington pleasure
by Bbyfuck12 April 13, 2016
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