Buried

To make someone else look bad and make yourself look like the shit

"Dude i just buried my ex, everyone hates that bitch"
"HAHA, Well at least everyone likes you now"

by Y2kevin May 7, 2015

buried

she got embarrased (and she knows it)

or

he got embarrassed (and he knows it)

dat girl/boy got buried

by lateifah August 26, 2005

buried

When a person owes a lot more on their car than it is worth, they are buried.

That poor guy owes twice as much as his car is worth. He is buried!

by car czar November 16, 2010

Buried Mole

A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.

Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.

Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.

Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

buried in my backyard

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
________________________________________________

I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

Buried Treasure

When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure

so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure

i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure

by happy wood January 9, 2009