tree stump lumberjack 

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get

Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

tree stump lumberjack by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle 

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle by J4or September 10, 2015

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

lumberjack breakfast by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

lumberjack

A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.

Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.

lumberjack by Jon Thomas October 5, 2005

Indonesian Lumberjack 

The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.

I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.

Indonesian Lumberjack by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

Lumberjack Slam

The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.

This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.

I gave Astronut one wicked Lumberjack Slam! That kid won't be walking for a month!

Lumberjack Slam by Sasquatch Alpha and ColBeck April 27, 2005

lumberjack lunchbox 

When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.

Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.

lumberjack lunchbox by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010