A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
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I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.
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