Lobsterish

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.

Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!

by Petterson February 5, 2020