lax locks

Lustrous hair belonging to the aggressive sub-species of sports players, homo sapiens laxus, more commonly known as "lacrosse players." Commonly known for their large physique, popped collars, and often womanizing behavior, these mammals typically have full, healthy manes, often envied by the other weaker members of the species, homo sapiens sapiens, aka normal dudes. One behavior associated with lax locks is the head toss, in which the hair is casually and smoothly flicked from the face.

Scrawny dude: Aw man, look at that guy's hair. It's so shiny and awesome looking.
Other dude: Bro, that's cause he's got lax locks. Only laxers are lucky to get that kind of hair.

by gegenteil February 16, 2010

Lorkson Syndrome

Intentionally altering work quality of subordinates, peers, or supervisors to enhance ones personal power quotient or self-importance within the organization.

An employee who exhibits Lorkson Syndrome intentially breaks something in order to later fix it for hero-status or increased overtime. Similar to a mother who intentionally harms her child in order to "save it" or Munchausen by Proxy.

by Doctor's Daphen October 27, 2009

Serving looks

1. Serving looks means looking good or, 2. Giving someone a dirty looks.

1. She was serving looks she looked so good
2. He was so bitter, he was serving looks at me all day

by X0X0fff August 25, 2016

the number twelve looks like you

A praticly unknown metal/Post hardcore/Experimental band from Bergen County, NJ. They got their name from an episode of Twilight Zone about a women who refuses to undergo an operation called transformation that must happen when someone turns 19. When she is forced into this procedure, she loses her identity. The members are Jesse, Jamie, Justin, John, Alex and Smoogs.

We drove all the way down to Orlando to see The Number Twelve Looks Like You.

by Sami ^____^ July 20, 2008

looks away

when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.

(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*

(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*

(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*

(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*

(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*

by AverageSizedPeter March 8, 2009

moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.

Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.

by sonicturkey April 30, 2006

locksmithery

noun. The subject of locksmiths, not to be confused with locksmithing, which is what they actually do. Locksmithing is the broad subject.
It's like comparing horticulture with gardening. Horticulture is the subject, gardening is the action.

I enjoy locksmithery.

by Joshua Hrouda February 17, 2008