long song

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20

hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"

by cocklover43 September 13, 2009

Jun-Long

a real annoying Chinese man a popular name in China and isn't good at soccer

"Hes a real Jun-Long"
"i know he cant play soccer"

by wogsrocks May 21, 2015

long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019

sneaky long

When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.

Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole

Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."

by StereoBlows September 10, 2016

long stroke

(v. or noun) Action during sexual intercourse when a male deliberately uses the entire length of his penis to fully enter, then nearly exit, his partner in repetitive, slow motions.

"I want to long stroke that ass."

by woolfgunphotobooth November 21, 2011

Ms. Long

nickname for the person with the FINEST BIGGEST ROUNDDEST most desired booty in the room. looks nice in booty shorts and sweat pants. Thinks she's the top bitch of the house but that's only because she is. Vary Rare.

Dayyummmm look at thatt it's a ms. Long

by KittensG March 28, 2008