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lolita

n.
a young girl that gets innapropriate sexual attention from an older man or men After Lolita, the heroine of Lolita, a novel by Vladimir Nabokov.

adj.
a type of pornography depicting underage girls, or woman made to appear as underage girls
n.
His friend's sister thought it was fun being the neighborhood lolita, but then she got knocked up, had to drop out of school, all the while her baby' daddy is doing time for statutory rape.

adj.
The well respected teacher got twenty years to life in the federal pen for making lolita videos and selling them on the internet, now he's been reduced to a crybaby punk.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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Lolita

Lolita is a special, talented girl who is very beautiful and very trustworthy. Always hold on to Lolita when you find her she will always make your heart skip a beat. Always be careful because once you lost her it's game over.
"Did you see Lolita"
"Yeah wasn't she breathtaking"
by Coolboy69420 October 14, 2020
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Lolita Tiger

A young woman who vigorously scratches your back during sex.
"Oh man, I got with this Lolita Tiger last night. She seemed so young and innocent, but the welts on my back say otherwise."
by Asna and Safi February 5, 2009
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lolitsalex

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo
Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."
by Bindless April 6, 2017
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lolgic

Basically, argument used against you that is so incorrect or off-base, it makes you laugh out loud.

Despite the basic ineptitude of lolgic, it very difficult to counter this type of argument since lolgic users are typically quite simple-minded, stubborn, and will not easily give in to reality-based logic.
Two astronomers walk into a bar...

-Fifteenth Century Astronomer: You can tell that the sun orbits Earth because it's so tiny, just like the moon. And look at it! It's moving across the sky!

-Modern Astronomer: ....Lol lolgic!
by Tankitty Tank Tank February 27, 2009
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r/Lolitary

A subreddit full of 35-48 year old pedophiles neckbeards whose entire existence is for projecting their their sexual fantasies onto other people and harass people online. They all have extreme cases of schizophrenia but act like they are always morally in the right. They like to use ironic and unfunny memes unironically in their arguments and also like to make up facts that doesn't exist and pretend nothing is wrong when one of their own is doing illegal things. They also like to make up and keep bringing up "facts" that has been debunked countless times. They don't have a real job since they dedicate all their time to look for loli artworks to harass people and real CSA material to use in their arguments. Members of their groups have been revealed to be actual pedophiles and child groomers multiple times but they will defend them with their dying breath saying fictional porn is worse.
Person 1: So you like you loli characters huh?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: So you like this huh you Pedo *shows real CSA pictures
Person 2: WTF?
Person 3: Classic r/Lolitary member behavior
by PomuHub April 12, 2022
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Lolita

A young woman who is attracted to older men, and how older men find attractive. Said woman is often sexually appealing and precocious.
The Lolita Lauren was attracted to her history teacher.
by Zombiestalin February 19, 2009
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