brad: i had a fourty loko and didnt make it to work the next morning...
chad: what did you expect bro?
chad: what did you expect bro?
by kswisher420 May 9, 2017

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.
by FuzzyNippedJack August 19, 2012

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day
2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
by KingRebel_MattyIce August 26, 2021

the new legal four loko that doesn't have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
by jbacks January 9, 2011

by Tim Hanley March 10, 2017

"Five Loko: When Four Just Isn't Enough"
Adding any sort of hard liquor to a Four Loko, preferably whiskey. A practice most commonly seen amongst broke college students, and anyone else who is either A) adventurous or B) has a death wish. Typically results in a crazed, bear-like, drunken state.
Adding any sort of hard liquor to a Four Loko, preferably whiskey. A practice most commonly seen amongst broke college students, and anyone else who is either A) adventurous or B) has a death wish. Typically results in a crazed, bear-like, drunken state.
Man, this Four Loko just isn't doing it for me. Whip out the vodka and let's get some Five Loko going.
by sevflorenz November 18, 2010

by matt derpson October 8, 2013
