lobster

when a person has genital warts

yeah i swear that girl i met last night was a lobster

by Rebekha Claydon March 31, 2008

Lobster

The itch you get from an expensive whore.

Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"

by OffendedByTheFrosting! July 26, 2009

Lobster

Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.

De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.

by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011

Lobster

The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex

Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"

by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012

River Lobster

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017