loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon May 13, 2005

Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 12, 2010

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

Loaf

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

by Loafxd November 29, 2018

LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

by FEIHCSIM September 9, 2018

loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006