Loaf

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 12, 2010

LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

by FEIHCSIM September 9, 2018

Loaf

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

by Loafxd November 29, 2018

loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006