Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
Stick your hand in a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's and then giving your girlfriend the shocker with the shake fresh on your fingers. Yum.
Dad: I just gave my mom The Dirty Leprechaun . It made for a tasty treat.
Son: Wow dad, you sure are swell.
Son: Wow dad, you sure are swell.
by Brian Aaron Olsdaly March 18, 2007
by Christopher Dudley May 04, 2005
The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.
Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
by Mastert09 October 18, 2010
by dale April 28, 2004
Oh my god! I just saw an Indian Leprechaun!
Really?
Yes he read my mind and wanted to sell me pornography!
Really?
Yes he read my mind and wanted to sell me pornography!
by Garlickson August 06, 2009
Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004