Leafeon

a pokemon most people dont care about

Trainer 1: I got a Leafeon
Trainer 2: Fuck that

by peenis is funny May 6, 2021

Loafie

a nicer way of saying "shitty". In reference to the term "pinch a loaf", where the "loaf" is a turd.

Bob: Oh man, I just crashed my new car because I was busy watching "Too Fast, Too Furious" on the dash-mounted DVD player...

Neil: Dude, that's loafie. Also, that movie is gay. Fag.

by Nomoarfags August 21, 2008

eater leafer

A vegetarian eater leaver. Someone who takes the company dinner home without staying overtime, while still snobbishly rejecting meat.

I caught that eater leafer filling his pockets with macaroni and cheese for the long weekend.

by Niniane August 5, 2007

Leafers

LEAFERS, adjective, To break Federal Law by growing and distributing Medical Cannabis to patients or those who in need. A combination of LEAF and LEADERS, LEAFERS. LEAFRRS are modern day healers with Robbinhood like characteristics.

The criminal system has prosecuted many 'Leafers' in the past, but the legalization of cannabis has spread the ideals of sharing the wealth.

by MR. STRAINTHEORY44 July 5, 2017

k-leafe'd

To be in love with many girls and then when you try to have sex with them your penis will not get hard.

Man i was just trying to have sex with my girlfriend then my penis just k-leafe'd

by draquafresh August 15, 2010

Leafin

Brackley word used for anything

Blud That Leafin (Can Mean Good Or Bad)

by Bailey boi 10 October 11, 2007

leafed

Of or pertaining to the cannabis plant, getting "blazed", "stoned", smoking some "tree" (hence the leaf origin).

The act of becoming leafed, or leafing, is becoming stoned, or blazing.

"dude, we getting leafed tonight?"

"Bro im still so shot from last nights leaf sesh. can we just get shmaaawww instead?

"no dude im leafing tonight i need to release some stress"

"iight well im not a stone-head so im not leafing, peace leafer"

by WH12 October 13, 2009