Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

Full Kavanaugh Treatment

trying to destroy someones life using allegations, with no factual evidence.

Aw man they are giving that guy the Full Kavanaugh treatment and he wasn't even at that party.

by TheyBorkedhim September 19, 2020

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Kynan

A mythological Canandian Sasquatch. Most have claimed to have seen this beast in Canada, but some sightings have been reported in the upper states of the U.S. and few claim to have even seen it in the midwest, such as Missouri (Momo the Monster). What makes this Sasquatch different from other Bigfoot claims, is that it's beard, or fur, comes in 3 different colors rather than an equal tone across the whole body. It also differs due to it's ability to use it's feet like hands, which sometimes causes it's name to represent a Canadian Monkey rather than a Sasquatch. It tends to rarely be seen in warm weather as it prefers the cold, hence being seen mostly in Canada.

Something wrecked our campsite, crushed our bread and stole our mayonnaise. It must have been a Kynan, let's get out of here.

by White Voodoo December 1, 2010

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

1) Runs a popular humor website.

2) Is fucking hilarious.

3) Is a prominent figure online, who is both loathed and loved throughout the interweb.

4) Initiated a massive crusade against pedophile websites, resulting in an anti-pedophile web movement and hateful backlash from said pedos (because their sites got fuxxored :D)

Oh wai -

by Pfish March 31, 2004