Kankerstaafje

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.

1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?

by Dutch dude October 2, 2009

kankerbeer

a combination of the two dutch words cancer and bear.

Kankerbeer: *has an opinion*
Person 1: shut up you’re such a kankerbeer.

by earldjskmkskend May 1, 2020

Kanker

a phenoman that appears when a person is named roan and has more fat than brains

Kanker is verkocht door marokanen in kartonnen dozen met een zwaar accent

by Floppo knows everything February 28, 2022

felix..kranken

A tiktoker with an obsession to neil ciceriga and felix kraken, Probably a felix kinnie theirself.

Person one: "omg isn't that person probably a felix kinnie?"

Person two: "yea felix..kranken I'd a felix kinnie"

by Moon_stones July 23, 2021

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

by sentrio January 23, 2009

krakerz

a product of the plant cannabis sativa. users can consume it by smoking it in a marijuana cigarette or "blunt" or by ingesting it orally. name used when in front of the rents or other faggots

"yo nigga did u bring the krakerz?"

by Ronald Breastmilk September 25, 2008

kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.

Get back to work the kracker is comimg

by todd December 31, 2003