quasi-koan

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Koala Ears

Australian slang for the pubic hair sticking out on either side of a bikini.

Hey mate, check out those koala ears!

by Nightsguy June 24, 2009

Koalaing

The act of wrapping your legs around someone like a koala would hug a tree. Especially while cuddling.

Koalaing can be a cute, awesome and epic move worth trying.

by Fisherman25 April 4, 2010

Koala Colada

An Australian alcoholic beverage educed from the innards of the koala.

Oi mate! We're almost out of koala coladas!

by $$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ December 27, 2008

Koala

(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.

Tito acts so macho, but he's such a koala.

by Peter Springer May 13, 2006

koala job

Sex position in which the man is on all 4's and the female hangs from him like a koala and performs oral sex.

"I got a koala job from my girlfriend last night and it blew my mind!"

by omgwtflolttylbblrofllmaotyyw?? December 20, 2008

Crazy Koala

To put it in simple terms, a crazy person. A term used to describe a person who is being crazy in a good way. Not to be confused with freak.

That Crystal is a Crazy Koala when talking to Christian.

by BroCode Scribe April 10, 2013