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A Kelty can be found in various places, including the beach, the park, and the museum (unless the Kelty hates beaches). Just yell "Kelty!" and five people will turn their heads to answer.
A Kelty can be found in various places, including the beach, the park, and the museum (unless the Kelty hates beaches). Just yell "Kelty!" and five people will turn their heads to answer.
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1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas
1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas
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Rayna: I thought she was a stripper...she isnt a fucking rockette!!
Mary: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
Rayna: I thought she was a stripper...she isnt a fucking rockette!!
Mary: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
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