post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.

Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.

by Ahod February 22, 2009

kleptomaniac

a muthafucka that just can't seem to keep their hands of of other people's shyt. For example, a person who goes into Wal*Mart and just has the urgency to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your brand spankin' new lead pencil off of your desk.

This kleptomaniac bastard just walked by and took my damn napkin...

by 20Breezy09 May 8, 2009

Intellectual Klepto

a coworker who steals the idea(s) of cowork of others and later presents them as their own.

1. I loved your graphic so much I copied it and used in in my ad, I am such an Intellectual Klepto.
2. John the Intellectual Klepto, wanted me to steal a web form from abc.com
3. I am such an Intellectual Kelpto, I stole this graph from bob's presentation.

by txSpiderman September 19, 2006

Kiester

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.

1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota

by Ekrons December 4, 2012

kestra

an awsome persone with a great negative outlook on life, easy to be friends with,and absolutly HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she may not be popular but once you meet her you'll never forget her sparkling personality

you: hey kestra can i see that banana
kestra:noooooooooo
you:why?
kestra:THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS APON U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nikinola May 17, 2011

Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister October 2, 2003

klepto

someone who is addicted to stealing. Short for kleptomaniac

"liz is such a klepto!"

by rach January 29, 2005