micah klein

A person who is playing video games a lot and who doesn't know how to talk to humans in real life.

Wow he is on Call of Duty a lot, he is such a micah klein.

by 1284955 May 6, 2018

Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.

Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.

by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020

dawson klein

The hottest girl you’ll ever meet, she’s great in bed and can move her hips like nobody’s business. If you meet dawson you better try to keep her.

I don’t want a regular bitch, I want a dawson Klein

by Pleasure in my pants January 1, 2018

Kleined

(verb): action taken against a veteran employee.

Usage: "Aaron Brown got kleined this week after four years of dedicated reporting at CNN"

by SoozInTheCity November 5, 2005

Klein

Klein (noun): A name for someone who spends every day “gooning” and getting “geeked,” avoiding work or school entirely. A Klein is often sad and stupid, stuck in a cycle of unproductive behavior and bad decisions, with little awareness of their own situation.

“Ever since he dropped out, Jake’s turned into a total Klein—just gooning and getting geeked every day, looking sad and clueless.”

by Thewordmaster68 November 23, 2024

Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.

Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.

by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021

taylor klein

a needy little biotch who’s only goal in life is to be popular. she dates boys she doesn’t like and wears shorts that give her camel toe.

jason: omg did you see that girl over there??

johnny: yea she’s such a taylor klein

jason: my god she’s so annoying

by baks peoples March 9, 2019