krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia

Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!

by Nooch333 March 2, 2007

Kabbalah

A religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet.

Madonna, Britney Spears

by KrazyKim July 15, 2008

klubba

Klubba is the name of the rough, tough alligator in the 1994 edition of Donkey Kong Country 2, for the SNES.
He bears a large spiked club, and bullies the monkies with it if they don't have enough money to get past him for the next section of the game.

1) Klubba is one musclebound 'gator!

2) Beware of Klubba...he'll schmack you a good one with his spiked bat.

by JennZorz July 30, 2008

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

kabbalah

The insane, irrational & contradictory babblings spat forth from the foaming mouths of Jewish mystics.

Much beloved of celebrities and others persons of weak character who delude themselves into believing that following the current trendy zeitgeist imparts upon them some degree of depth and/or personal philosophy.

Kabbalah makes scientology look rational

by big\Al October 22, 2004

Kabbalah

You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.

Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.

by God is not the author of consfusion. March 15, 2005

Kabbalah

A lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader.

Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology.

by Falliokiosaurus Rex May 16, 2005