Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

by miskatlee April 4, 2009

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch

Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...

by Mule Tool January 1, 2017