Our diver is a straight-up Keegan
by JDigs March 16, 2009
by KeeganIsMyName October 22, 2020
Keegan:
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
by thatgirlwhodatedkeegan January 09, 2013
See also Drama Llama
This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
by JesusHimself696969 July 16, 2018
Someone who follows in close definition with a sociopath. Keegan will charm his way into your life, and keep you around as long as he can get what he wants from you. Keegan is usually a compulsive liar, and possessive of anyone who has slept with him. Unfortunately, "anyone" is many. The girl who slept in his bed one night is not the girl he asks to sleep in it the next. Keegan continues to harass people who have tried to leave his life, and plays with their emotions by making up traumatic stories about his past.
"Hey, have you met Keegan?"
"Yeah, he won't stop emailing me even though I've blocked his number, instagram, snapchat, and facebook."
"Yeah, he won't stop emailing me even though I've blocked his number, instagram, snapchat, and facebook."
by teasboiling May 30, 2019
by Yeet McYote June 12, 2019
Keegan is very ugly. Known to be the ugliest in the world. We all feel sorry for the 'Keegan's' still existing today.
by Yourmomsux October 26, 2014