Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Keanu Minaj

Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all

Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important

by Keanu Minaj November 24, 2021

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 9, 2009