Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:
"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."
Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin
"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."
Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin
by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010
Get the Kakuna Matata mug.(Noun / title) Any typical sad overweight white woman 35-55 years old, who imagines their past bits of minor glory as a former teen gymnast, taekwondo green belt or sold the most Girl Scout cookies one Spring once, outweigh having turned into a depressing sad, overweight cow. Often such women live their lives on social media or talking to strangers in the street, commenting on things they disapprove of, preaching unsolicited lessons.
(Also common: Fat Tina, Fat Jennifer, Fat Claire, etc.)
(Also common: Fat Tina, Fat Jennifer, Fat Claire, etc.)
"I was hanging out at the mall when some Fat Karen came up to me and said I shouldn't be feeding my toddler McDonald's. She gonna try to make *ME* feel guilty, when she weighs 280 lbs because she was once a student athlete 3 decades ago?!"
by DarnellSaysBoo June 14, 2019
Get the Fat Karen mug.The alcoholic, pill-popping, sexaholic, bisexual, lovely socialite that Megan Mullally plays on the show 'Will and Grace'. Yayy for Karen.
by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005
Get the Karen Walker mug.A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.
I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.
by sir manth February 9, 2009
Get the Big Kahuna mug.A hot, alluring, smart brown guy. Karan has curly/ wavy dark brown hair, long eye lashes and mesmerising brown eyes. His knowledge is infinite and he will reel you in with his mere intellect alone.
He has beautiful, supple skin and a perfect toned body. Their lips are plump, juicy and extremely kissable. Karan loves the finer things in life and he will sometimes distance himself from you if they find you bellow their respective level.
However, once you get to know Karan, your life will change… He can mess with you mind using a balance of toxicity and playful flirting. When he likes you, you will eventually succumb to him.
He loves women and women love him, even though they know he is a player. Brunettes adore him but blondes are his kryptonite, his fatal flaw…
Be careful, he is dangerously beautiful.
He has beautiful, supple skin and a perfect toned body. Their lips are plump, juicy and extremely kissable. Karan loves the finer things in life and he will sometimes distance himself from you if they find you bellow their respective level.
However, once you get to know Karan, your life will change… He can mess with you mind using a balance of toxicity and playful flirting. When he likes you, you will eventually succumb to him.
He loves women and women love him, even though they know he is a player. Brunettes adore him but blondes are his kryptonite, his fatal flaw…
Be careful, he is dangerously beautiful.
Karan is so fucking perfect, I savour the way he looks at me…
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I wish I was riding Karan right now, i’m throbbing…
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I wish I was riding Karan right now, i’m throbbing…
by summerwildflowers😉 May 1, 2022
Get the Karan mug.Karen is an entitled person that complains to the manager about things that other people would not complain about.
Mom: "I'm going to tell the manager that your order of fries is too small."
Embarrassed Child: "No, mom. You are being a Karen!"
Embarrassed Child: "No, mom. You are being a Karen!"
by MrAdventurous February 16, 2020
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