fucking karaoke

Strategically placing the word "fuck" into karoake songs

Jeff singing-"I fucking need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever."

Joel-When you sang "I need you tonight", that wasn't good karaoke, that was good fucking karaoke.

by badkider June 14, 2010

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aggressive karaoke

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.

Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.

by bartinkus November 11, 2011

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ms. karlowsky

druggy band teacher that drugs dumbass band kids by putting meth in their trumpets

kid 1:"did you see ms. karlowsky the band teacher today?"
kid 2: "no why? I thought she was sick"
kid 3: "I saw her and Mr. g at the back of the school dealing meth"
kid 1: "wow she's such a DRUGGY"

by stankeypoopy December 16, 2019

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Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.

That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.

by swag99 April 30, 2010

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karaoke diva

A socially awkward outcast who sings karaoke because it's the only thing that makes them feel appreciated. These people arrive 30 minutes early so they can be the first to sing. They require lots of attention so they usually sing more songs than anyone else. You can identify a karaoke diva easily because they start distracting the KJ as they're setting up, giving them tips on how to do their own job. The karaoke diva has no friends. They usually like to sing obscure songs that nobody has and then they like to complain about it. They're the most high maintenance person in the bar. They always complain about the sound, the microphones, the song version, and every little detail. They usually bring their own illegally downloaded CDs, which are scratched and don't play. This is just another thing they like to complain about. The karaoke diva expects perfection beyond perfection. They have their own opinion of how the show should be run, and if you make one mistake, they lose their temper. They confront the KJ and tell them how horrible they are, then they go to the manager and complain about how unfair the KJ is, in spite of the fact that they sang more songs than everyone else and didn't even tip. They are determined to leave the bar angry and complaining. They are never satisfied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is the exact definition of a karaoke diva. There are a lot of them out there, and they will find you.

I'm sorry Yvonne. The only complaint I had all night was from this guy Jeff, but it wasn't my fault. He's just a karaoke diva.

by KJ Tommy November 2, 2013

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