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junk

1. Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

2. A reference to something of little or no value

3. The male genitalia

4. A kind of chinese boat

5. Heroin
1. "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?"
- "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk"

2. Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk

3. "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk"

4. "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour?

5. "Oi! Get off the junk and straighten up your shyte life!"
by whiskymack February 22, 2005
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junk food burger

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.
I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.
by AceDonald February 19, 2015
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junk shot

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).
Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.
by WebMasterP May 27, 2010
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twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
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Junkette

A female who swoons over the junkie-type rockstars. Known to find attraction in boys who smoke, do drugs, are overly skinny, have stoner eyes, messy hair, are in bands, etc.
Junkette: Check out that hot guy over there.
Other Person: WHAT? He's hot?! He's a heroin addict that weights like 50 pounds.
Junkette: Exactly.

Person A: So how was concert last night?
Person B: It was good, but Amanda kept swooning over the band members despite the fact that they looked like they were going to die of an overdose any second.
Person A: Well, it's expected. Afterall, she's a total junkette.
by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008
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Junk Mail

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?
by bukowsky October 19, 2010
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hi-jinks

noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks.
where you there last night? hi-jinks were off the hook!!
by bot tech September 17, 2005
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