Juan

A superhero who's main power is shooting cocaine out of his mangina that is made out of gold...

Juan is a gay boy

by NiggerKuntaKente September 15, 2016

Juan

1. Comparable to butter on toast; defined by discrete (yet immense) warmth.

2. Someone with the brightest of smiles and who always does their best. Curious, funny, stubborn and caring, but mostly very, very silly.

3. One who’s back is constantly sore. So muscles, much manly.

4. Dirty weeb.

“oucH oWie im JUAn aNd me muscLEs hurt fRom workING Out HeLp”

by funambulesca October 10, 2019

Juan

Juan is a Bitch

Juan is a bitch, sitting in the parking lot

by People = shit November 23, 2021

Juan

Really serious cool guy

Don't be like Richard be like Juan

by Ss82 January 18, 2017

Juan

Tight cloths, sings, dances, a little fruity

Juan is a juan

by Dillerdriller June 8, 2018

Juan

A funny kid who tries to make people days. Also can be a gentlemen to the ladies when not fooling around. There are two side of this young boy but the third side of for the ladies to find.

Juan your a clown

by Yuan hsjjs April 2, 2017

Juan

Puto sucio. Typically looks like a beaner frog. Sucks at minecraft. Only has one friend and doesn't know how to turn the brights of a car on.

"Eww! Is that a frog coming our way?!"
"No, that's just Juan"

by Hexedcarcass December 19, 2016