Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios May 16, 2018

Spine Jousting

A new-age term for gay butt sex wherein both 'mo's are standing, and the receiving bloke is bent over.

I hear there is going to be a Spine Jousting tent at the gay pride rally.

by estratton February 27, 2008

joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)

Man im horny i gotta joust and run!

by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 11, 2011

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 04, 2006

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016

epeen joust

A battle of the epeen, often coinciding with a full clearing of Molten Core in World of Warcraft.

Tim: Its tuesday, time for a MC clearing.
Craig: I challenge you to an epeen joust!
Ban: Oh snap!

by Nylith March 15, 2006