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The biggest BITCH, who is really bossy and thinks everyone likes her. She is also really ugly and is a bit ditsy. Always dates the dicks.
Oh my god that girl is such a Josie
Josie by Harrison Taylor January 16, 2011
A girl who is very confused in who she is or may have split personality disorder.
Girl one: Wow, that chick was emo yesterday and now she's wearing high heels and a mini skirt?

Girl two: Gosh, she's such a josie!
Josie by aseaishape May 30, 2009
Green is her colour, or at least so she thinks, Josie is a hilarious person, she is the type of person who is friends with everyone. She may be prone to extreme sex but that's okay and we shouldn't shame a Josie because she is special and that is okay aswell. She may queef on tuesdays, but only on tuesdays. She is probs a lez but she will defo deny it. The only male species she will gravitate towards is the breed of sullivan bishop. She most likely lives in a park with alfie hedges .
OMG! She's wearing green and is a lesbian, She must be called Josie!
a wrinkly scrotum, with too much hair and odd pimples.
OMG look dude, that geyser has a josie!
josie by blur londan October 10, 2007
Josie is a smart, intelligent, funny and independent girl but sometimes she might need your help to guide her in the right direction. Josie doesn’t like to be told what to do, she wants to do things her way and for people to obey her. Josie also is very caring but not so affectionate. She’s not the type of girl to walk up to you and give you hugs. But she won’t pitch a fit if you hug her first. When it comes to relationships she’s loyal and will do almost anything for you (even with not being in a relationship) Josie is definitely a girl you’d want to date or be friends with.
~Josie’s are the light of the party :)
Josie by Thatgirlnamedjosie December 21, 2019
A depressing hog who wastes your time
Fred was a total josie at the party
Josie by BRIEFSBOY September 22, 2006