jolene

A song originally written by Dolly Parton about a woman with flaming red hair with whom Dolly's man is obsessed. In the song she pleads with Jolene not to steal her man.

The White Stripes do such a kickass version of Jolene you almosst forget Jack White is begging a woman not to take his man.

by violentchick15 November 8, 2007

not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.

Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

by knowman April 12, 2008

jhonenism

a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.

Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.

by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009

Jinen

A very humourous and self loving guy. Loves to define his already defined body! Girls want to sleep with him and guys wants his secret. Very well packaged, ahem! Funny and gentle in his own way. Has a sensitive side to him which goes well with the macho-ness.

Last night I was with this guy, boy was he a Jinen!

Haha you just cracked a Jinen! that was funny!

by HotGirlWhoLovesJin April 13, 2010

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008

Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen Vasquez is the creative genius behind these works:

1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.

2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.

3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.

4. Filler bunny.

5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.

6. Everything can be Beaten.

by linzoy August 9, 2003