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Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021
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Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.
Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022
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Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?
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A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people
Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.
by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 9, 2022
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Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"
by because yes September 1, 2022
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''He's such a Jonah man!''
by jkflsgh October 27, 2022
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A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant
by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021
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