jonah 

a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.

jonah is a faggot

jonah by niethan thomas February 8, 2014

Jonah 

He’s one actah

Jonah boy is one actah

Jonah by M1120 September 18, 2018

Jonah 

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

Jonah by Dad, is that you? March 18, 2019

jonah 

a sweet, sweet, awkward, kind, caring boy who is shy but opens up once you get to know him. he is childish and watches cartoons for fun and enjoys riding his bike. he is a great dancer and has a great sense of humor. he’s the type of person that is always there for you. his favorite colors are usually light blue light purple and light orange. hes kind of a romantic.

jonah is a name

jonah by kaitlynandava October 20, 2019

Jonah 

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

Jonah by YEtte November 11, 2019

Jonah 

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

Jonah by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019

Jonah 

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

Jonah by rachelz May 17, 2018