No Joke

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

by Ginger Beard Kev December 16, 2010

Jokes

A replacement for the word "cool", which has been in popular vernacular for far too long. Most recently popularized by nerd fighters.

"How was the concert last night?"
"Aw man, it was SO JOKES!"

by EP Nerd fighter January 1, 2009

Jokes

Canadian slang replacing the word funny.

(Laughs) That's jokes man.

by bgooks November 20, 2010

the joke

Half Life 3

Hey guy, the joke is never coming out

by thejokemaster November 22, 2019

Joking

haha joke funny haha

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021

A joke

A word that has been fucking tarnished by assholes saying something rude than saying it was a joke

guy1: "The black should've remained slaves"

guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"

guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"

guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"

by Mr.mcman203 February 22, 2021

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019