Joke 

A clown who walks around with a guitar and drum sticks, when he cannot play either instruments.

A wanna be or a joke

Joke by SpongeBobkneepads May 17, 2016

Joke 

A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.

In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.

Joke by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

joke 

Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.

Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."

The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"

"Not fucking funny!"

~ Thomas Jefferson on jokes.

joke by Kodiac_1 July 27, 2006

Joke 

A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.

The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.

Joke by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Joke 

A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.

The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.

Joke by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

joke 

An act done with the intention to create turmoil & piss people off.

Those cousins played a joke and really hurt the feelings of everybody's wife.

joke by Potpie Popeye November 30, 2010

Joke 

Mostly Nottingham slang. Used to define something that is funny or amusing.

I went to town today, it was joke!
Katies mums well joke!

Joke by Sammk January 26, 2008