No Joke

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.
I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!
by Ginger Beard Kev December 15, 2010
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Jokes

A replacement for the word "cool", which has been in popular vernacular for far too long. Most recently popularized by nerd fighters.
"How was the concert last night?"
"Aw man, it was SO JOKES!"
by EP Nerd fighter August 11, 2007
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Jokes

Canadian slang replacing the word funny.
by bgooks November 17, 2010
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A joke

A word that has been fucking tarnished by assholes saying something rude than saying it was a joke
guy1: "The black should've remained slaves"

guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"

guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"

guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"
by Mr.mcman203 February 22, 2021
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Joking

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch
by suckabiglulipop January 03, 2021
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Joke

by Tabs_4264 September 08, 2020
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