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JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage
by Lučka March 18, 2022
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Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with
Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
Look there is Karl Johan
by Kæælll February 6, 2018
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johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike
OMG, you're so johan deag
by officialcraven April 24, 2017
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Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.
Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.
by Overinflated October 27, 2025
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Johan

by going balalalalala November 3, 2022
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