Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

by Softstep June 21, 2006

Jobby Jam

Bum sex usually between two men.

Was it a gay bar or was this guy just tryin to jobby jam me?

by LowLight May 14, 2009

Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

jobby shivers

A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.

"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"

"Have you got the jobby shivers?"

by g dubb funk January 31, 2010

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009