Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

by Softstep June 21, 2006

Jobby Jam

Bum sex usually between two men.

Was it a gay bar or was this guy just tryin to jobby jam me?

by LowLight May 14, 2009

wee jobby

A jobby which is smaller than average see also (jobby)
Term commonly used across albany park as an insult particularly house 14 and 15.

"Haw you ya wee jobby!"
"That wasn't a wee jobby that was a meaty toalie!"

by house 15 October 25, 2007