jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.

"The new Zelda for GameCube looks so fucking jizzy!" - ShadowXOR

by Kaleb.G June 11, 2004

jizzy mcquire

A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

by mikesegy September 26, 2008

Jizzy Dizzy

The act of cumming so hard that one becomes dizzy

John: "dude, I came so hard that I got really jizzy dizzy and light headed"

Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"

by blink543 March 20, 2010

jizzy pop

verb (used with object)
The end result of several guys popping off in a chicks face and the last man standing has the pleasure of cleaning her up by slapping all the jizz off her face.

she thought they were only going to give her a facial but after matt and andy unloaded their nuts across her chin she realized that the jizzy pop was much quicker than using a towel.

by duke5150 January 14, 2008

Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 30, 2011

Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

jizzy frizzles

dried man juice tangled in pubic hair

"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it out!"

by Kdotess August 24, 2008