jizz in

to ejaculate into something.

jizz in...think up you're own damn example...

by Hey It's Death May 28, 2008

Jizz

to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"

hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face

by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 30, 2011

Jizz

Same thing.

A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."

by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

Jizz

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

by South Street November 12, 2011

Jizz

to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.

Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.

by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008

Jizz

Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.

DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...

by Katerungl November 9, 2017