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jetski

(1)A 2-stroke or 4-stroke motor in a fiberglass hull used for recreational use or racing on bodies of water.
(2)The size of a mans penis when its fully erect.
(3)also known as personal watercraft.
Jack and his jetski were chillin at 5%. The next thing you know, hes fucking a fat chick. The next thing you see, hes getting his duck sicked. The next thing you hear, that last one was an indian girl. The last thing you were told, the chances of him being mayor, they definitely now have grown. The last thing you see, is him riding off on his jetski.
by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 2, 2006
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Jewssian

A Russian Jew. Someone who will bust out speaking Russian to their parents on the phone with no prior notification,this individual must also take Jewish jokes personally yet have a good hearted laugh in the end.
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by salfdhd March 12, 2010
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jewkiss

When A jew makes out with a girl, and in a discreat manner places pennies in her mouth.
Oh Sarah, I'm rich with pennies from Moshe's jewkiss.
by Black Shlong January 11, 2012
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jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself
I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends
by Dave K November 3, 2004
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Jenski

1. A woman who knowingly gives fellatio to a man.

2. The result of being domski'd (look up domski for full understanding).

3. An english chick who goes skiing in bulgaria.
Guy 1: What happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a domski.
Guy 3: That makes her a jenski.
by Jenkicksass March 10, 2010
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Jewslim

1. A person living in america who demands that their religon be accepted despite their non traditional ways.

2. A word used to decribe jews and muslims together as one, most americans think they are like the "crips" and "bloods", we know they hate each other, but to us they are pretty much the same thing.
Child : why do some of the kids at camp wear

Funny hats and not eat bacon?

Mother : they are probably just jewslim kids
by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016
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jewshi

something extremely delicious or juicy;bring extreme pleasure to tastebudds; extreme flavor
woman: shitttt, that shittt was so jewshi i want some more.
Jew: sorry only once per day
by darkhawk461 May 10, 2008
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