Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

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Jeremiah

Jeremiah is the hottest, sexiest man alive, and he is super sweet. He loves running and looking hot. He's pretty much the manliest man alive. Although watch out for his parents. They're kinda controlling.

Hey did you see that Jeremiah over there??? He's hott

by blaaaahhhhhh12221112245765 May 12, 2009

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Jeremey

An amazing guy, very talented, very handsome, cute, overall a loving, caring human being. Has a large dick which leads to girls always asking for nudes or girls saying "Thats enough nudes for the night" but knows they want them so bad. He also is very loyal, he may not seem like it because all the hoes he gets but is in fact a loyal guy. He goes raw and his pull out game is strong. He can pull out if you want him to at any given time! If you really want him to use protection you will have to give him 3 good reasons.

Girl 1: Girl who is that fine guy over there?

Girl 2: He is the cute guy with a big dick!

Girl 1 & 2: He has a Jeremey dick!

by __xx_alisha_xx__ June 7, 2016

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