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Jewish Snowplow

While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.
Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow
by The destroyer of holes March 24, 2021
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Flamingly Jewish

A Jew that is so obviously Jewish, you can see it from a mile away.
A flamingly Jewish man would most likely wear a yarmulke, have a long beard, speak fluent Hebrew or Yiddish, only eat Kosher foods,and regularly attend a synagogue.
Mr. Cohen is flamingly Jewish, so naturally he speaks fluent Hebrew and attends a synagogue every week.
by Mr. King1234 April 8, 2009
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Chris Jericho

Chris irvine is another wrestler to come out of Stu hart's legendary dungeon.He is one of the few wrestlers who have mic skills upthere with The Rock and Wrestling skills that can matchup to Chris benoit.

Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.

In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).

But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.

After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
1.) Now that the Y2J problem is here,the WWF will never e-e-ever be the same again.
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
by Bret hart January 13, 2006
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Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible
I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day
by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011
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jewish engineering

I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.
by Kazimierz June 28, 2005
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Jewish Car Baum

Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.
Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?

Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!

CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.
by djd21 February 19, 2010
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jewish American Princess

jewish American Princess or JAP (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards people of Japanese nationality) can be taken and meant as an ethno-religious and/or sexist slur used to refer to Jewish women with privileged backgrounds.

The word is intended to promote a stereotype about young women who have been spoiled by material wealth and overbearing parenting to the point that they are self-absorbed, high-maintenance, materialistic, and snobby. Since the slur reflects a phenomenon that is not limited to Jewish families, it has also been extended to other ethnic groups.

As with all stereotypes, this one is often the basis for a variety of jokes and contrived but humorous scenarios. Its factual basis seems to stem from the rapid rise to affluence of Jewish families that started out in tenements of New York City, moved to residential, urban neighborhoods in the city, and then to suburbs on Long Island, northern New Jersey, Philadelphia and elsewhere in the United States. The notion is that many who are raised in the affluent environments have lost any sense of continuity with their hardworking parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents.

The slur is usually considered offensive both for its sexist and ethnic implications, however, some people self-identify themselves as Jewish American Princesses. Some teenagers use the phrase to describe what clique they belong to, just like a scene kid or goth, or the style and brands of clothing that they wear.
In well know movie that has jewish American Princess stereotypes.

-In 1979, Frank Zappa wrote and performed a song called Jewish Princess in his album Sheik Yerbouti, making fun of the stereotype. Subsequently, 2 Live Jews performed a song called "J.A.P. Rap" in their 1990 album As Kosher As They Wanna Be.

-In 1980, Goldie Hawn portrayed Judy Benjamin in Private Benjamin. In the film, a spoiled rich girl joins the army after her marriage fails, finds herself in a more difficult situation than she ever expected, and ultimately rises to the occasion.
by Hooplem July 9, 2006
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