Jerkout

A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.

Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.

by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013

jerbs

A sexy group of friends, much like a gang, that spend every moment together and like to fuck shit up. They party hard and usually smoke weed before they start their day. The only thing jerbs are frowned apon for is having orgys with each other. Jerbs usually contain five people, and the group contains at least two girls. Jerbs run shit.

I hear some of those jerbs got expelled for possesion of drugs, they are so care free and intimidating, I wish I was one too.

by sexkittensexya March 14, 2011

jerbang

A person who listens to Nu-Metal, wears baggy pants and band T-shirts, and pushmoshes at shows. They often have facial (eyebrow) piercings.

person who listens to Nu-Metal, wears baggy pants and band T-shirts, and pushmoshes at shows. They often have facial (eyebrow) piercings.

by Robert Biddle December 1, 2004

JERKBOX

Jerkbox (Jerk-baw-ks)
A person who has his/her automobile radio so loud that all people within a two block radius are forced to Listen to what he/she is listening to.
Originated from Jukebox: Which was a device (primarily at malt shops and small restaraunts, theN used at pool halls) that when a person inserted quarters wold play what they desired to hear until the selections they paid for were complete.

Person 1: Listen to the fag playing Elton John so loud his car is rattling.
Person 2: What a fucking Jerkbox.

by Tianyunwang July 5, 2007

Jerkopolis

Mythical City that was fabled to be full of the jerkiest jerks from across the globe. Only a complete jerk could be a citizen of Jerkopolis

I can't believe he just punched that cripple kid in the face then promptly fucked his milf of a mom...

Well thats what you'd expect from some deuschebag from Jerkopolis

by Dbati February 4, 2010

Jeaboi

Pronounced as if you were a very large African American male, "Jeaboi" can be said to a to a friend of yours as if you are agreeing with their statement.

Shortening of the word "Yeah Boy", and taking internet spelling into consideration, "Jeaboi" is a slang way of pronouncing "Yeah Boy".

Yeah: Agreeing, as in "Yes".
Boy: A person relative to your conversation.

PERSON A: "Hello friend, lets play some basketball together!"

PERSON B: "Jeaboi"

by royalbatross September 22, 2010

Jeerbow

a sub-par hand job

Last night sucked. I copped a jeerbow from a troll down the hall.

by ~n-swantko~ December 7, 2010