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JJ Jenkins

The hottest man 🥵🥵🥵 alive who always gets da bitches to fiddle with his didle
JJ Jenkins is hot!!!!
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Sketting and Jetting

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?
by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020
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Ken Jennings

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.
1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.
by skine November 14, 2004
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Jentina

Irritating R+B artist recently giving us the awful song 'Bad Ass Strippa' which discusses her issues of clothes, stripping and about how people are giving her 'lyrical diss'. I for one, am one of them.

Born to a Romany mother outside of Woking in a caravan (meaning she is a bonafide gypo), she has been labelled 'Queen of the Chavettes' by Scott Mills from Radio 1 and so she should be. The record should be banned, she should be shipped off to Antartica and then we'll see how she copes in her 'Gucci thong' then.

Talentless, couldn't sing for toffee and filling the chart with unbelievably awful music that makes you want to vomit. Truly dispicable.
JENTINA: 'Bad Ass Strippa in an Escalade, get out the truck I'm in St Tropez'

PERSON WITH SENSE: 'Shut the hell up, you're a gypo from Woking'

'You're such a Jentina'
by Oxford lad June 23, 2004
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old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.
someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.
by karl f gorham October 7, 2003
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Jenton

In modern usage, an Jenton is a unit of measurement of time of the duration of 45 minutes, or 2700 seconds past the original expected arrival time. It is ¼ of 1/24th of a median Earth day. An Jenton in the Universal Coordinated Time (UTC) time standard can include a negative or positive leap seconds depending on a rage of factors include but not limited to mood, wardrobe malfunctions, hair or traffic, and may therefore have a duration of 2699 or 2701 seconds for adjustment purposes.
If you are set to arrive at a location at 2:00 and have every intention of arriving there at 2:00 but fail to calculate how long it will take to do hair, makeup, wardrobe changes, traffic or the actual duration of time it would take the average person just to get to said location it is best to add a Jenton or two.

If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.
by Dr. Lagbehind February 14, 2010
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Jewtino

(n.) One who is of Jewish and Latino origin. Also describes Jewish immigrants to Latin American countries.
A married couple was from Poland, but moved to Nicaragua. They lived there for many years, and their son was born and lived there before moving to the United States. He is considered a Jewtino.

A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.

Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.
by D Lip April 13, 2004
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